Saturday 31 October 2015

Episode 10 - Phillis


"I should phone Dorothy after breakfast," said Cleo, very early on Saturday morning. Jason and Jessica had not been in contact and Robert thought they should be left to their own devices to sort things out.
As usual, breakfast was a last -minute rush. Cleo would have preferred an extra hour's sleep, especially on a Saturday morning, but the smell of freshly filtered coffee at least made up for having to dash around getting Robert’s toast made and bacon fried. Cleo's biological clock was set for getting up late, so she wasn't chatty first thing.
"Do that," replied Robert. "Let me know how you get on."
"Sure."
***
As usual, Robert drove to his shop in his white delivery van. Saturdays were always hectic. After closing the shop at about one o'clock, he delivered the orders of Sunday joints to customers who had no time or fondness for food shopping. This week, business hadn't been so hectic and Wednesday's visit to the wholesaler had been a brief affair, mainly to secure enough T-bone steaks to feed a battalion. T-bone steaks had never been an issue until Cleo sailed into his shop that memorable day and he had been smitten. The wholesaler had been quite amused when the order was changed from entrecote (they're big enough for normal eaters) to the American dream of beef from the ranch, preferably grilled on a barbeque, strewn generously with hickory and served with lashings of herb butter. The big fridge at the rear of the shop was kept well-stocked.
Saturday's orders had already been sorted out by Phillis, who didn't mind getting up at the crack of dawn as long as Robert paid overtime, and did not notice that she had already hidden her meat ration for the weekend in her spacious handbag. Robert knew about the meat pilfering. He had once told her once that he would start searching her bag before she left the shop, but Phillis remained undeterred and Robert did not make good his threat.
Robert was not sure how far Phillis’s move into the upstairs flat had progressed. She slept there, he thought, but maybe not every night, and even if she did it as not his business. If she fed Mr Morgan on the meat she smuggled out of the shop, it was a good reason for taking her theft lightly. As a tenant, Mr Morgan was better than some, he thought.
When Robert arrived at the shop, the first thing he saw was Phillis on a ladder scrubbing viciously and unsuccessfully at a warning smeared all over the shop window. The words "I’ll get you!" daubed in acrylic paint would not simply wash off. It would take a glass scraper and a lot of elbow grease to dispose of the mess, Robert thought, almost amused by the sight of Phillis trying to cling onto the ladder and get rid of the scrawl on the glass..
"I've sent for the police," Phillis said. "They'll be here any minute."
"Thanks, Phillis. That was a sensible decision," he told her.
“I just don’t know why someone would climb a ladder to write such rubbish,” she said.
He did not want to say it, but he was sure that whoever had written those words must mean Cleo.
"You don't think they're after me, like that poor Mrs Finch. Do you?"
"I shouldn't think so, Phillis. Have you got any enemies?"
Robert thought privately that Phillis was her own worst enemy. The upstairs window above the shop was flung open.
"What's going on down there," shouted Mr Morgan.
"It's all right, dear," Phillis called back in a sycophantic voice. "I’m just cleaning the shop window."
The affectionate 'dear’ was so out of character that Robert couldn't help being amused.
"Well, do it quietly," the organist commanded before slamming the window.
Robert thought Gareth Morgan was a good deal less devoted to Phillis than she would have liked since he had not yet invited her to share his abode permanently, although she had dropped innumerable hints.
Despite being flattered, Gareth’s philosophy was ’once bitten, twice shy’ now he perceived himself to be the object of Phillis’s desire. After all, he had escaped the clutches of a mother in Wales who was, Gareth had told Robert, hell-bent on banning even the smallest speck of dust before breakfast even if it meant him getting out of bed so that he could help her move the furniture around.
Gareth was not house-proud, so Phillis’s frenetic window-cleaning would also have shown him what it would be like living with the woman. Surely he would not want to share his life with anyone else with a mania for cleaning. Robert hoped he'd notice the similarity between Phillis and his mother in time to dissuade Phillis from moving in and taking over hook, line and sinker.
However, Gareth Morgan, out of the clutches of his mother, but alone in the world, was grateful for the attention of any female, whatever form it took. He was not a confirmed bachelor and had gone to great lengths to smarten his appearance by wearing jeans and blazers instead of the end-of-line suits his mother used to order for him from the mail-order catalogues she  studied daily from cover to cover. He had replaced his mothball perfumed pomade with a musky aftershave. Antelopes used their musky perfume to attract females, he'd read somewhere. What's good enough for antelopes is good enough for me, he argued.
Gareth Morgen found himself irresistible. The women of his dreams (and only in them) wore Chanel 5 and preferably nothing else, but rather than continue his lonely existence, he would compromise with a butcher's part-time assistant prone to home knits, lavender toilet water and sensible shoes if that was all that was available. Phillis did at least put on a show of affection to flatter his manliness, such as it was. Up to now, the word 'dear’ had not been in the vocabulary of any female he'd set his sights on. In fact, the words he had heard most up to now had been a great deal less ladylike than ‘get lost’.
***
Robert thought women often had ulterior motives for choosing a mate. They were far more cunning than men. He was glad he'd found Cleo. She was independent enough to kick him out if things didn't work out, he thought, but unlikely to do so. Not that he'd go without a fight. Robert had his pride, but he was only too aware that Cleo was not only attractive to him, but to others, and that could include Gary, a man rubbing shoulders with her professionally.
***
After a race across Middlethumpton and up Thumpton Hill, excessive speed being supported by the siren system Gary Hurley switched on to legitimize his fast driving, he got out of his car. Gary was now in the habit of answering all the emergency calls to Upper Grumpsfield personally. He now hoped that one of them would lead to his solving the heinous crime on Laura Finch before the Hartley Agency could.
Things had to move fast in the criminal sector, if only to protect other potential victims, Gary told himself. Heinous was not the word he would necessarily have used to describe Laura Finch's murder, but the press report had used the adjective and it had engraved itself on his mind.
The press had a point. Everyone was in danger until the murderer had been caught. What if he (presuming it was a he) exchanged the breadknife used to stab Mrs Finch for an axe next time?
“Who is that on the ladder,” Gary asked, pointing at Phillis’s legs.
"That is my assistant, Mr Hurley.”
“Phillis Smith?" said Gary.
“That’s her,” said Robert.
Phillis was now almost at the top of the ladder and it was unfortunate that she was wearing a skirt instead of striped butcher trousers. She was cursing like a trooper since she could not budge any of the white paint.
"Now, now," Robert chastised. Who would have thought she knew such language?
"I’ll get you," Gary read. "What sort of a threat is that? Any idea?"
Add one word and you have the threat on Dorothy>’s mirror, thought Gary, but this message was in acrylic paint rather than toothpaste.
"I just hope it's a practical joke," he added.
"I wouldn't bet on it. It could be because Cleo found the body in her new office. It was in all the papers," said Robert.
Gary Hurley would have liked to know who had passed the information on, possibly inadvertently. His suspicions went in the direction of the vicarage. Or was it those neighbours in Lavender Drive? 
"I'll put a stop to all that nonsense," said Robert, who'd been uneasy all along, but anxious to please Cleo. "She should never have rented those premises. And to think it was all my idea!"
"I wouldn't worry about that,” said Gary. “Some things are simply waiting to happen and whoever did it could have smeared her office window, so it probably has nothing to do with Cleo.”
Gary told Phillis’s to stop trying to get the paint off as the forensic team would need to examine it for fingerprints.
"I haven't touched the other side of the window, so they'll have plenty to examine," retorted Phillis, who was now hot and sweaty from her efforts.
"Including your prints, Miss Smith."
Phillis stopped what she was doing.
"What?"
"Your fingerprints. We have to separate them from those of the street artist, don't we?"
Phillis seemed to be struggling with that idea. After a pause, she climbed gingerly down the ladder and admitted that hers were already in the records.
Robert and Gary watched Phillis stack the ladder against the wall between the door and the shop window. Very slowly.
“Why?" said both men simultaneously.
Robert Jones was very curious. He hadn't asked Phillis for a character reference.
"You might as well know, Robert. You'll find out soon enough."
Robert cringed.
"I did a bit of theft when I was younger. Nothing dramatic. Just pranks really. But someone snitched on me. I'm an honest woman now."
Robert thought of all the sausages and chops the woman had taken home without asking. He decided to take a compassionate line. He did not want to see Phillis arrested for theft. As far as he could see, Gary would be capable of doing just that, if only to record some sort of success.
"I hope you are, Phillis. You should have told me that before I gave you the job."
"But then you wouldn't have given me it."
Robert had to admit that she was right. But the accounts had been OK since she started work. He was a kind boss. Even if she had been taking produce home every time she worked even after Robert had said she should tell him each time she fancied a chop or two, bacon, or sausages for her supper, he would continue to turn a blind eye.
"You didn't get prison, I hope, Miss Smith?"
"No, just a fine and community service. I've learned my lesson, Sergeant!"
“Detective Inspector to be exact."
Phillis was already red-faced with embarrassment after her confession, and now she had put her foot in it when she was only trying to be polite.
Robert hoped she had told the whole truth, but decided that Hurley would check.
"I don't suppose you saw who did this, did you, Miss Smith?"
"No Sir."
"Have you any idea who it could have been?"
"No Sir."
"The door wasn't open, I hope," said Robert.
"No."
"Thank goodness for that.”
Gary phoned HQ and asked for a forensic team to look at the damage.
“I think we can assume that no one actually went inside, but a forensic team will have to look at the damage before it's cleaned off, Mr Jones. It won't take long to find out who was responsible," said Gary. "We get damage like this quite often. Mostly pranks. But we have to investigate. I’ll deal with this case myself since it is so soon after Mrs Finch’s murder."
***
Cleo had phoned the vicarage as soon as Robert left for his shop. She was as yet unaware of what had happened to the shop window. Edith took her call and invited her round for coffee. That way they could have a pow-wow in the kitchen. The boys were out on a field trip doing something teachers sometimes offered during school holidays, and usually something parents would never dream of doing. She hoped the boys wouldn't bring anything creepy home this time. Last time there had been snails in the bathtub.
***
For reasons best known to himself, Robert did not tell Cleo about the white paint. He assumed that Gary Hurley would, however. Robert did not want to question his motive for leaving Cleo in the dark.
Before going to the vicarage, she would visit Dorothy, who was delighted to see her. Dorothy had recovered from the shock of Laura’s murder and was very glad to be back in her cottage rather than trying to keep the peace between Frederick and his family.
The two sleuths walked to the vicarage together. Edith was waiting with the coffee and biscuits.
***
"Of course, I haven't forgotten about Laura,” Dorothy explained. “I've just been trying to get it all into perspective. You see, although Laura was sometimes quite annoying, I can't believe that was the reason she was killed."
"I’m sure it wasn't," said Cleo. "I believe she was left in my office for no other reason than to get rid of the corpse."
"I suppose whoever it was did not know you were about to open up, Cleo. They could have put the body in there thinking it wouldn't be discovered for a few days," Edith said.
“Very astute, Edith. I can tell that you’ve given it a lot of thought.”
"It seems unlikely that the gesture was aimed at you, Cleo,” said Dorothy.
“They may not even have known that the rooms were furnished as an office," said Edith.
“Not until they had dragged Laura’s body to behind my desk. Then they must have noticed, but they still left it there,” said Cleo.
"They were taking a risk, but it would be double the risk if they had tried to remove the corpse," said Dorothy.
"Not if they didn't leave any clues," said Cleo. “And that suggests that they were professionals, especially as they were probably confident that no one would find out who left Laura there."
"On the other hand, apart from the office furniture, there were no signs that someone had been working there, so they might have believed that Laura would not be discovered until Monday at the earliest," said Dorothy. “That would be a good reason for leaving her there to rot.”
"It’s all horrible," said Edith.
“They might have seen light burning the evening before she was left in your office,” said Dorothy.
“Surely that would have warned them off,” said Edith.
“I didn’t need to put the lights on, as it was still light when I went there, Dorothy. No one at the back of the building can have seen me going in or out.”
"Do you think we are labouring under a misapprehension then?" pondered Dorothy.
"What do you mean by that?" Cleo asked.
"Supposing the person or persons who got Laura into your office via the open window were not the killers."
"You are clever, Dorothy," said Edith admiringly. "I hadn't thought of that."
Dorothy continued to spin her theory.
"We don't know where she was killed, do we?"
“No, not yet," said Cleo.
"Supposing she had an assignation? There was an argument, Laura tried to leave and was stabbed in the back," said Dorothy.
"It's possible," said Cleo.
"She might have tried to blackmail someone," Dorothy continued. "Or been blackmailed herself for something."
"Dorothy, stop! It doesn't bear thinking about," said Edith, shuddering.
"We have to think about it, Edith. She was stabbed with a knife, wasn't she, Cleo? And breadknives are usually found in kitchens."
“Dorothy, how do you know it was a knife?" Edith asked.
"Knives are usually used in stabbings unless there’s a dagger handy, Edith. Anyway, I phoned Mr Hurley and asked him."
"You didn't!" said Edith.
Edith was full of admiration, as she always was when someone did something she would not have done in a month of Sundays.
"Knives are quite often within grabbing distance, so she might even have been killed in someone's kitchen."
"You didn’t tell me you’d phoned Gary, Dorothy.”
“I haven’t had a chance.”
Cleo was worried that Dorothy was starting to do her own thing rather than working with her.
“Have you told Gary about your new theory, Dorothy?" said Cleo.-
"Not yet."
"Because I think you should just tell me your ideas. You promised not to go it alone."
"Sorry. I thought I was being helpful."
"Have you told Gary who you visited while we were questioning the former members of Laura's chorus?"
"No. I didn't think it was relevant, though come to think of it, all those women have kitchens."
"I have a kitchen, too," said Edith. "And I've known Frederick borrow a knife to cut things in the bicycle shed, in other words, take it away. He usually forgets where he put it, so I hope you're not on the right track, Dorothy."
Cleo was amazed that Edith was entering into the spirit of it all with such energy. She hoped Edith would not start to suspect Frederick.
"It might be irrelevant now, Dorothy, but let's go through your list again – the one you made when we started the investigation, if you didn't leave it at the cottage," said Cleo.
"Were you investigating officially, Dorothy? You never told me that."
Edith was impressed.
"In partnership with Cleo," Dorothy informed her.
Cleo was not aware that Dorothy considered herself a partner in her enterprise, but she thought it would be unsporting of her to comment in front of Edith. May be she should offer Dorothy a partnership. She would think about it.
"So you still have that list, I hope."
"I wouldn't leave anything as important as that lying around. It's in my handbag. I'll fetch it from the hall."
Edith took the opportunity to scold Cleo for letting Dorothy indulge in snooping.
"You shouldn't lead her on," she told Cleo in a whisper.
“Dorothy doesn't need any leading on, Edith."
***
"Here we are," Dorothy announced as she returned waving a pad designed for shopping lists.
"I always carry this around in case there something important I need to jot down."
It was just as well that Dorothy did everything with verve and determination, though at this moment Cleo thought Dorothy's poking around in those muddy choral waters had not been such a good idea. They should have gone straight to the police. It was Cleo's vanity that had prevented that. Laura had definitely been frightened of something and the chorus intrigue had been malicious.
“The list can wait. Let's talk a bit more about Laura for a moment," said Cleo. "Dorothy, what do you know about her past?
"Not much. She was a music student and I accompanied her at various auditions and concerts. Then she landed a lucrative contract singing on cruise ships, and that's the last I saw of her until we met again, quite by accident, at Verdi's grocery store down the road. She had returned to live in the family home and I hadn’t even known she was from these parts. I was very surprised to see her again. "
"And she never told you what she had been doing since you last met?"
"No, and I never asked. I assumed she done the cruise entertaining for all those years. I know she was going to take turns on the public announcement system aboard ship, so I assumed that she was still doing that even if she was no longer singing."
"What a wonderful life," sighed Edith.
"It would have been if she'd stuck to it," said Cleo.
Edith and Dorothy looked at Cleo, then at one another before giving Cleo their full attention.
She then told them what Jessica had told her.
"No wonder she didn’t tell me everything,” said Dorothy.
Edith got up. She was so flustered that she knocked her chair over. She would make fresh coffee. She needed time to let it all sink in.
***
The kitchen door swung open and Frederick Parsnip came in.
"I'm back," he announced.
"I’ve been out on my morning bike ride," he explained to Cleo.
Ever since he had been given a mountain bike to replace his ancient rickety one, he had done his pastoral rounds on it and even practised riding up and down Thumpton Hill. Though the hill didn't quite have mountain status, it served the purpose. The vicar arrived back home reinvigorated.
"I'm going to get Edith a mountain bike," he told Dorothy and Cleo.
"No you're not," said Edith. "Only one of us can go sailing off into the sunrise here. I’d prefer a new mattress."
The vicar changed the subject hastily.
"What brings you here so early, Miss Hartley?"
"I needed to talk to Dorothy about Laura Finch and then we came here for coffee."
"Ah yes, Laura Finch. Poor soul. Met with an untimely death, an untimely death, an ….."
Edith broke into his reverie.
"I don’t think that she was a poor soul, after all."
"Of course she was."
"You don't know what she was really like, Frederick."
"Laura Finch was never anything but gracious and generous in my experience."
"You never were a good judge of character, Frederick. Remember how you cow-towed to that horrid bishop?" said Edith.
"I'd rather forget that episode, if you don't mind."
The vicar sniffed and held out his beaker for some coffee. The boys had given him the beaker for Christmas. It had "Bless you!" scrawled around its belly. Albert had been doing pottery at school.
"I'm sure you'd like to tell me what she was really like, wouldn't you, Edith?" said the vicar, with more than a hint of sarcasm. He did not believe Edith could have had access to such information.
"She was a loose woman," said Edith, lowering her voice to a hiss.
"Oh that,” said the vicar. “But it's all so long ago. Forgive and forget, Edith. Forgive and forget."
The women looked at each other in surprise and then at the vicar.
"Frederick, does that mean that you knew about Laura's immorality?" said Dorothy.
"I would never have betrayed her confidence, but yes, I knew."
"How much did you know?" asked Edith, deeply shocked that Frederick had not taken her into his confidence, though that was the usual state of affairs at the vicarage.
"She told me about being sacked and having to sell her body to keep herself."
"And what else?"
“I don’t think she had anything else to sell,” said Frederick.
“What else did she tell you, Frederick?” said Dorothy.
"About working at a disreputable place in Bermuda and getting back to Britain years later."
“She was known as “Big White Mother” to the hookers she had under her wing, Frederick,” said Cleo.
“I didn’t know that,” said Dorothy.
“I don’t know anything,” said Edith. “Mr Parsnip seems to be very knowledgeable about Laura finch.”
***
Dorothy wondered why Laura hadn't found work in the music trade when she finally got back to Britain, but she had to admit that all those years doing what she had done would have made it unlikely that Laura had any voice left to sing with. She’d heard enough of the Finch Nightingales to know that Laura had not taught them anything vocal.”
***
Frederick Parsnip wished he hadn't known anything. Laura Finch had only told him because she was desperate to tell someone and he seemed big-hearted enough to share her secrets with and discreet enough to keep them to himself. He was, too, though it had weighed on his mind heavily. Talking about it now was release from a spiritual prison.
***
Edith was appalled. What a bare-faced hussy Laura Finch had been. Good riddance to bad rubbish, went through her mind.
"Did she offer you... favours for keeping quiet, Frederick?" said Cleo.
Edith thought she had never been so disgusted in her life.
"What favours?" she asked, though she did not really want to know.
"You know what I mean."
“She meant sex, Frederick,” said Dorothy.
"No, no, no,” agonized the vicar, who now seemed to be in the midst of a trauma. “By the time Laura Finch moved to Lower Grumpsfield, she had left all that behind her," said the vicar. "She was determined to live a decent life, and I think that's very bad of you to suspect us of improper conduct."
“Nobody leaves sex behind them, Frederick, though I admit that you are an exception!” Spat Edith.
Dorothy and Cleo exchanged glances. Was that the problem? Dorothy decided to make things easier all round.
"Assuming you didn’t kill Laura, Frederick, someone else could have known about her ugly past and tried to blackmail her," said Dorothy, who was more determined than ever to find answers to at least a few of the questions that kept popping into her head. “She wasn’t blackmailing you, was she, Frederick?”
“No, no, no, Dorothy.” Frederick Parsnip was genuinely horrified. "Starting the chorus, inventing a respectable past, and joining the committee to help organize church events was really all an attempt to save her soul," said the vicar, who was on the verge of becoming evangelical. There was fire in his eyes and his fists were clenched. There was a passion in his voice that Edith hoped was reserved for his spirituality since any other purpose would be scandalous.
But saving souls was really what the vicar wanted to do, and Africa was the land of unlimited opportunities for his ministration. Saving Laura’s soul had been a stepping-stone.
"There is no justification for Laura indulging in prostitution and rejecting her son," said Edith.
"And no justification for consigning her to the devil," said the vicar.
"But we must find her murderer, Frederick, and we'll need your help for that," said Cleo, hoping to change the direction of the conversation.
"My help? How can I help?"
"By remembering exactly what she said to you," said Cleo.
"I think Laura was afraid of someone in her chorus. The chorus disbanded and the danger seemed to have passed."
"But maybe it hadn't," said Edith.
"Poor Laura had clearly not shaken off all her adversaries," said Dorothy. "She wouldn't have been stabbed to death if she had."
Mr Parsnip winced at Dorothy's harsh words.
"So where do we go from here?" Edith's question was rhetorical.
"You don't go anywhere, Edith," retorted the vicar. "Leave it to the professionals."
"I'll read out the list of suspects, shall I?" said Dorothy.
"That advice applies to you too, Dorothy."
"Nonsense, Frederick. I'm part of it  and intend to continue until the murderer is brought to justice."
"That's the spirit," said Cleo, encouragingly.
"Why don't you go and write your sermon, Frederick?" said Edith, who would have dearly liked to tell her husband to drop dead. “I’d rather you preached to your pencils than to us.”
Cleo could not help hearing the indignation in Edith’s voice. Like so many marriages, it had only really worked as long as Edith showed unflinching admiration for what Frederick did and said.
"That's the first good idea you've had today, Edith," the vicar retorted as he topped up his coffee before stalking off to his study.
***
"Carry on, Dorothy," said Edith. "Sorry about that. Frederick doesn't think women are fit to do detective work."
Edith did not say what she thought about Frederick keeping Laura's dark secret to himself or about what Frederick Parsnip thought women were good for.
“It certainly sounded like that," Cleo agreed.
Dorothy flipped through a few pages of her notepad.
"I also wrote down what I thought about each person interviewed. If I'd got round to telling you the details, Cleo, we might have prevented the tragedy."
"I doubt it, Dorothy. That murder was not the work of a female. No use feeling guilty. I no longer believe the chorus had anything to do with Laura's death."
“So the list is now superfluous, isn’t it?”
“No, Dorothy. The information could still be useful as long as we don’t know who murdered Laura and why. One of the chorus women might have sent her partner to do the deed for her.”
“That’s just as terrible,” said Edith.
“One thing occurs to me, Cleo,” said Dorothy, who had really wanted to wait until they could speak alone, but now thought Edith might have something useful to add. “What if someone knew Laura had been a prostitute and offered her money for her ‘services’, and then been turned down? That would also be a motive.”
“You’re not thinking of Frederick, are you, Dorothy?” said Edith, now on the defensive.
“Of course not, Edith,” said Dorothy. “Frederick is sometimes silly, but he isn’t immoral.”
Earlier, Gary Hurley had told Robert Jones that sometimes things were just waiting to happen. Cleo wondered if that also applied to Edith's marriage.
“What about Betjeman?”
“Where would he have got information about Laura’s past, Dorothy?” said Cleo.
Just then her mobile rang.
***
"Stay where you are, Cleo," Robert shouted down the phone.
"Why? Just calm down, will you?"
"Because someone has smeared ‘I’ll get you!’ across my shop window in white paint. Gary Hurley is here with a forensic team."
“Are you sure it isn’t toothpaste, Robert?”
“Of course it isn’t.”
"I'll come right over," said Cleo.
"No you won’t. It's too dangerous," shouted Robert.
"I'll risk it," said Cleo. She explained to everyone that there was an emergency at the shop and hurried out, leaving Dorothy and Edith gobsmacked at the speed at which Cleo had left.
“Do you think we should follower her?” Edith asked.
“We’d better not. Cleo would have said so if she’d wanted us with her.”
“Let’s have some fresh coffee then,” said Edith. “I’ll ask Frederick if he’d like some.”
“When are you going to stop cow-towing to that man,” Dorothy said.
“When the children are old enough to understand,” said Edith. “I know it’s a hopeless situation, but I’ve nowhere to go and certainly not with five children.”
“Then you’ll have to stick it out a bit longer,” said Dorothy. “Find a job. That will take you out of the house and you can save for the future.”
Dorothy could hardly believe what she was advising Edith, but sad to say, Frederick was not a very good friend to have and the last person she would want to have been married to.
“If only I had someone like Robert Jones,” sighed Edith. “He’s kind and doesn’t preach.”
“He’s taken, Edith.”
“Is he?”


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